Crooked Linea Nigra

My Linea Nigra is crooked. Why am I such a freak?

(btw the pic isn't me it's a google image)


Ok so I don't really CARE that it's crooked and I'm sure there's nothing wrong with me or the baby but geez, come on really? I never thought I would be the type to get one of these prego-lady lines on my belly - the whole idea kinda weirded me out when I first read about it and googled it and I thought I'd somehow avoid it. Right.



It's not bad though and I'm lucky it's not black it's instead a really light pink but the top line coming down from my boobs to belly button is goofy and runs like a crescent moon instead of a strait line. I would love to know what the Mexican wives tales have to say about this but I'm not saying anything to anybody for fear of being pushed into some sort of raw egg-moonlight-eye-of-newt ceremony to make sure my baby doesn't come out with it's head on crooked. Mums the word on this one fo sho.